Narrator: COMICS FOR BABIES
Narrator: a comic designed to appeal specifically to babies
T-Rex: Right, well, we can DEFINITELY do whatever we want here!
T-Rex: Babies barely even perceive shapes and colours, so really we can put whatever we want here and if the baby likes it, it's entirely divorced from whatever we say.
Dromiceiomimus: Now that's an expectation I can easily meet!!
Utahraptor: What if the babies grow up?
T-Rex: How do you mean?
Utahraptor: Suppose the babies grow up and come BACK to this comic, and then discover that the thing they loved as a baby was actually lowkey-maybe-highkey mocking them for having easy standards??
T-Rex: Well then babies, I suppose I'll have this to say to you...
T-Rex: ...we're all SO PROUD of you for growing up and learning to read! And for also somehow avoiding the childhood amnesia that affects all other animals!
T-Rex: Sorry for dunking on you a decade ago BUT: one of the finest pleasures of being an adult is dunkin' on babies
