T-Rex: It's the future! And all media is now owned by a single company!! This has a lot of downsides...
T-Rex: ...but it DOES allow the most ambitious crossover of all time!!
T-Rex: That's right! Now you can find out what happens when PRINCESS LEIA meets WHOEVER YOU LIKE FROM GAME OF THRONES (I HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET)!! What sparks will fly when DOCTOR ROBOTNIK teams up with EVERY CHARACTER EVER PLAYED BY MICHAEL J. FOX to solve crimes??
Dromiceiomimus: T-Rex... what if I told you this future was available now, without the dystopia of a single corporation owning all culture?
T-Rex: I'd scoff! SCOFF!!
Utahraptor: Well, you can read it in fan fiction!
T-Rex: That's ILLEGAL!
Utahraptor: Oh please. It's not, but even if it were... I can think of nothing more badass than reading ILLEGAL FICTION, of hiding BANNED BOOKS from the BOOK POLICE.
T-Rex: Dang man, you're right! Fan fiction, here I come!!
Narrator: BUT THEN:
T-Rex: Michael J. Fox does WAY too much kissing on his alternate universe selves in this for MY puritan tastes!!
Off panel: T-Rex, you can read a story WITHOUT kissing in it.
T-Rex: Hah!
T-Rex: ...
T-Rex: The very IDEA
