April 1st, 2020 
here lies Ryan, who lived life to the fullest. he was also known as the "Curve Ruiner". rip or whatever, screw that guy


–I'm almost CERTAIN I've got enough science training to do this!


The haps: Hey, I've got a mailing list for SECRET PALS! If you'd like to be a SECRET PAL, baby, now is your chance. I only send out a message like once a month!

– Ryan

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