T-Rex: So we've got Dunbar's number for how many stable relationships you can maintain at once: 150! And we've got T-Rex's number for how many celebs you keep tabs on:
T-Rex: Also 150!
T-Rex: And now I propose T-Rex's Second Number Featuring Hot Goss, which is the number of people's secrets that I can handle. There are only so many hidden grudges and slights unforgotten that I can keep track of until I tap out and realize I don't WANT to know so much about everyone's tumultuous inner life. Sorry!!
Utahraptor: And that number is...
T-Rex: I wanna say, like... 10??
T-Rex: And that's ALREADY probably too high. Knowing everyone's secrets imposes a cognitive load, as I struggle to keep track of who seeks revenge on whom while publicly being cordial, and honestly at that point I'm happier just not knowing. Sorry!!
T-Rex: INCIDENTALLY, I SAID SORRY BUT I'M REALLY NOT SORRY AT ALL?? I BELIEVE I'M LIVING MY LIFE IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE??
T-Rex: Now that's our secret; I know what I have done and I cannot apologize enough??
