T-Rex: People worry about the BIG questions: what is the purpose of life? What does it mean to be happy? What will my impact be on the world?
T-Rex: SNOREFEST.
T-Rex: The big questions are unanswerable, otherwise they wouldn't BE big questions: they'd be regular-sized ones! And since they ARE unanswerable, sitting around worrying about what the answer might be is pointless. That's why I now only worry about the little questions!
Utahraptor: Like "where did I leave my keys?"
T-Rex: Exactly!
T-Rex: Wait, where did you leave them?
Utahraptor: Danged if I know, buddy.
T-Rex: ...Huh. Well, looks like the purpose of MY life is finding those keys! Let's move, people!!
God: WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF LIFE T-REX
T-Rex: Finding my buddy's keys!
God: WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO BE HAPPY
T-Rex: Finding my buddy's keys.
God: WHAT WILL BE YOUR IMPACT ON THE WORLD
T-Rex: Ideally? Buddy with found keys
