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the letters from the queen thing is real! she'll write you a nice note for staying married for 60 years. but stay pals for 60 years and all you'll get from the queen is STEELY SILENCE??
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–I ALSO thought they were just trying to get out of eating their kale!
The haps: Here's the way to get the queen to say something nice if you're married (or alternatively: just alive) for a good long while!!
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