T-Rex: I learned a new skill this weekend!
T-Rex: It doesn't matter what skill!!
T-Rex: But AFTER learning the skill, I was suddenly very aware that when I DIED, I'd take the knowledge of this skill with me.
T-Rex: So it was pointless!
T-Rex: The whole thing was pointless!!
Utahraptor: You must be fun at "we just learned a new skill" parties.
T-Rex: I'm NOT!!
T-Rex: The only option I can see is to teach someone ELSE the skill, but that both perpetuates AND recruits more people into the PYRAMID SCHEME that is learning things!!
Utahraptor: Sometimes, T-Rex, the only advice I have is chosen from the set of "suck it up" and "walk it off".
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: Huh!
T-Rex: The walk was actually pretty nice, but I'm NOT looking forward to the sucking of it up
