January 1st, 2025 
RHETORICALLY we're halfway through it. LITERALLY there's probably some shenanigans with year count starting from 0 or whatnot




The haps: It's a new year! Who is to say what secrets it holds? Everyone who is reading this words in the future is to say, obviously, but to us, the year to come is still filled with FUN MYSTERIES and not UNCHANGEABLE REALITIES THAT PREDATE OUR VERY BIRTH. Take that, the future!

– Ryan

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