T-Rex: Okay, enough thinking about Sherlock Holmes, WHO DOESN'T EVEN EXIST, and more thinking about the REAL Sherlocks who exist here in real life!

T-Rex: I mean real DETECTIVES!
T-Rex: DETECTIVES, not Sherlocks!

T-Rex: Surely, SURELY, there are people here in the real world who are dazzlingly solving cool cases while also complaining that they're BORINGLY EASY, while ALSO feuding with their criminal arch-nemesis, right??
Dromiceiomimus: When you put it that way, there HAS to be.
T-Rex: There HAS to be!!

T-Rex: So where are all the REAL Sherlocks?
Utahraptor: The cop shop?

T-Rex: That makes sense! Quick - to the local constabulary, to see what their best detective is up to!
Utahraptor: Let's go!!

Narrator: AT THE LOCAL CONSTABULARY:
Off panel: Hello. Here in reality, our clearance rate is 36%, meaning only about a third of all cases result in a charge. In other words, two-thirds of all crimes are never solved.
T-Rex: Quick! Back to the sweet embrace of fiction!!