T-Rex: Okay REALITY, quick question:

T-Rex: WHY are crimes so much harder to solve HERE than in FICTION?

Dromiceiomimus: Maybe it's because in fiction you have a benevolent creator who shares your sense of justice and wants to see the case solved in a truly satisfying way, while here in reality we have no such benefits and are as such utterly alone, utterly lost, with nobody ever coming to save us?
T-Rex: Nah, that can't be it. But what IS the reason then??

Utahraptor: Maybe our time frame is too short?
T-Rex: Aha! Explain!

Utahraptor: A bunch of cold cases got solved once we invented learning what a DNA is. Maybe in the future we'll invent some new technology, like a telescope that lets you look into the past, and then a TON of cases will all be solved, and justice will prevail!
T-Rex: Yesssss

Off panel: The telescope that lets you look into the past is also used by perverts to take creeper shot of major historical figures on the toilet.
T-Rex: Nooooooo