T-Rex: One day little Timmy got a THIRD wish from a genie. But we don't care about him anymore because his wish was that all countries got turned into real live women!
T-Rex: Hah hah! Timmy, you're out of control!
T-Rex: Anyway, the women that resulted were all precisely what you'd expect: ladies that dressed like and reflected the popular conception of a country. You don't need me for this; you can all imagine it.
Dromiceiomimus: Were there some surprises?
T-Rex: YES, mainly in the fact that ALL NATIONS WERE NOW WOMEN??
T-Rex: And as most nations claim both the air above them AND the ground beneath them as their territory...
Utahraptor: Oh no!
T-Rex: OH YES - that transformed TOO! Suddenly the air above nations was GONE - turned into a woman! - along with the ground beneath them and the seas off their borders. CATACLYSM arrived as Earth's core burst out of colossal holes in the crust, killing everyone save Timmy and the women.
Off panel: That's a big ending, T-Rex.
T-Rex: It's not just that - it's also the beginning of my NEW story, called "Little Timmy and Two Hundred Or So Country Women on PLANET APOCALYPSE."
T-Rex: It's WAY more interesting and I really should've started with it, but OH WELL!!
