T-Rex: Got a cannon? Dislike hail?

T-Rex: Well, GOOD NEWS!

Dromiceiomimus: Is the good news that I can use my cannon to fire cannonballs into the sky, blasting a small amount of hail out of the air, but replacing it with a LITERAL CANNONBALL which now must falls somewhere and possibly ON someone??
T-Rex: No! Even better: you attach a GIANT CONE to your cannon, turning it into a SOUND CANNON a.k.a. a HAIL CANNON!!

T-Rex: And its sound waves then BLAST through the air, preventing hail from forming!
Utahraptor: Nope!

Utahraptor: Sound waves do not work that way, and if you think about it thunder can happen in hailstorms where it's WAY louder, but hail still forms! There's no scientific evidence that hail cannons are effective.
T-Rex: But folks have done it for GENERATIONS!

Off panel: Folks have done TONS of stupid things for generations!!
T-Rex: But... but I'M folks! Oh no!
T-Rex: Oh no no no no NO!