T-Rex: Earth is the only place we know of in the universe that has even a single jetski!
T-Rex: And we've got THOUSANDS of them!! Millions maybe!
T-Rex: Isn't that wild? Across the KNOWN UNIVERSE, we are the ONLY place that has jetskis and - not coincidentally - is the only place that has jetski competitions involving ramping said jetskis SO AWESOMELY that they attain MASSIVE AIR.
Utahraptor: Sure, but we're also the only planet in the known universe with CANCER.
T-Rex: Bah!
T-Rex: Don't be such a downer. Besides, I bet there's way more jetskis than cancer!
Utahraptor: And I think there's more cancer than jetskis!
T-Rex: Let's you and me settle this like men. Care to STEP OUTSIDE, Utahraptor??
T-Rex: And then, once outside, continue our steps such that we arrive at our local library, where we can both research the information needed to determine where the truth lies?
Off panel: I would be honoured
