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March 23rd, 2006: This isn't past Ryan talking to you. It's actually present Ryan, or at least Ryan circa June 2009!

Back in the day, I didn't have much of a website: it was just the comics and that's it: I think I was going for a Zombo.com feel. So that's why there's none of these little updates beneath those comics! Later on, I started putting notes beneath the comics, but I never saved them. I had the idea that it was nice to give the contemporaneous readers a little something that would be lost to eternity, giving them an advantage over every future reader! I gave up on that in June 2009, and used some Internet Powers to restore the old news posts dating back to March, 2006, when I started RSSPECT and it started logging what was going on.

I'm not sure if the earlier posts are lost forever - I believe most are, as I certainly don't have a copy! - so further back in the archives you won't find any news posts. And if you're reading forwards, then hey! Welcome to news posts! You will find a cornucopia of stale goings-on as well as a bunch of now-broken links that once pointed somewhere rad.

Onward!!

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: okay so i didn't use the british spelling of 'manoeuvre' but whatever!

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out