June 8th, 2006: Today's comic is the last one for this week, because tomorrow I get up bright and early to go
to NYC for MoCCA! Woo! You should come. Everyone will be there. I am going to eat hot dogs. In the meantime, I leave you with The Amazing Regret Index, which is almost at 10,000 regrets, 10,000 bad decisions, 10,000 mistakes that don't even make a good story for the grandchildren. To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas! One year ago today: some of my best friends use that phrase. – Ryan
December 5th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 6th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 11th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 16th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option.
December 19th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)
One year ago today: some of my best friends use that phrase.