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August 29th, 2006: Alex sent me this story about raccoons who have gotten tired of not biting dogs, cats, and humans and have instead started to chomp on them in Olympia, Washington. The article ends with a wildlife control operator saying that "the raccoons are in command there". I tried to warn you, Olympia, Washington!


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