Narrator: THE UNIVERSE WHERE EVERYTHING COMES BACK TO TOAST:
T-Rex: So yeah, as I was saying, the relativist fallacy is when you reject a claim by saying "Oh, that may be true for you, but it's not true for me."
God: HUH

T-Rex: But you have to be careful: the fallacy only applies to objective facts!

T-Rex: So if I say "the atomic mass of xenon is 131.3 AMU", a response of "Oh, maybe it is for YOU!" is a fallacy. But if I said "toast is the ultimate breakfast-time treat", you could very well respond with "maybe for YOU, not for ME" and it wouldn't be a fallacy, because as we know the debate over breakfast is as subjective as it is eternal.

Utahraptor: Who are you explaining the relativist fallacy to?
T-Rex: Oh, just God!

T-Rex: He was asking me what the weight of xenon was and I was all "Duh, 131.3 AMU" and he was all "Duh, maybe for you, T-Rex" and I was all, "Aha! Time to pontificate!" Then I worked in an example about toast.
T-Rex and Utahraptor: HEY! Let's go get some toast!

T-Rex: It all comes back to toast!