December 26th, 2006: Thank you to Cat, who not only pointed me to where I could find a link to my old winter footer (of course!), but also gave me one that is clearly much prettier, which you can see by scrolling waaay down to the bottom. Thanks, Cat! Also thanks to Gloria who pointed me to this desktop wallpaper which incorporates the old footer as well. You ladies totally have my back! To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas! One year ago today: my father's famed and final prediction!! – Ryan
December 5th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 6th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 11th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 16th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option.
December 19th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)
One year ago today: my father's famed and final prediction!!