T-Rex: I just had the greatest idea for a business ever! It will be a store selling self-help books and stuff for relationships. It will be called...
T-Rex: ... The Relationshop!
T-Rex: Hah hah! Assuming people choose their shopping establishments by pun quality, I am truly set!
Dromiceiomimus: So, it's an adult book store? Adult novelties?
T-Rex: No! No, it's just like - it's got books. And it's got calendars with puppies in teacups, framed by captions about commitment. You know! Stuff the public wants!
Utahraptor: All this for a pun, huh T-Rex?
T-Rex: Not just for A pun! For a SERIES of puns.
T-Rex: For example, the franchise manual is titled "Let's Talk About Our Relationshop".
Utahraptor: And the first sentence is "We hope this will be the start of a beautiful Relationshop"?
T-Rex: Man! YES! You are on the ball with this pun! You're hired!
Narrator: NEXT TIME, ON DINOSAUR COMICS:
T-Rex: Dudes!
T-Rex: I am personally insolvent!
