Narrator: EARLIER:
T-Rex: I certainly do enjoy this song!
Narrator: BUT THEN LATER:
T-Rex: Wait, I enjoy this other song too... and it's the SAME SONG?!
T-Rex: Holy smokes, I've been enjoying a COVER SONG this whole time! And now that I've heard the original... I still prefer the cover?? Am I BASIC, or perhaps even TRAGICALLY MIDDLEBROW??
Dromiceiomimus: That's totally fine, T-Rex! Lots of people like Shakespeare's "Romeo and Juliet" from 1597 more than "Giulietta and Romeo" from 1524, "Mariotto and Ganozza" from 1476, or "Pyramus and Thisbe" from, uh, 8.
Utahraptor: And why SHOULDN'T we expect art to improve over time?
T-Rex: Wait - you're right!!
T-Rex: A later artist can look at a piece both critically AND more objectively than the original artist, keeping what works and punching up what doesn't! In fact, that argument is SO convincing that I'm now certain the greatest arts are covers! I reject all BETA-TEST art and will now enjoy stable, fully patched releases ONLY!
Narrator: LATER, T-REX ENJOYS "THE TREACHERY OF IMAGES" BUT SOMEONE TRANSLATED IT INTO ENGLISH (+5 METACRITIC SCORE) AND REPLACED THE PIPE WITH A LENTICULAR IMAGE OF A DINOSAUR EATING A HOT DOG (+15):
T-Rex: I stand by everything I said, this RULES
