T-Rex: A lot of predictions get it wrong because we made assumptions we didn't realize we were making. Like, oh I don't know, "norms that have stood for generations will continue to stand"!
T-Rex: Turns out maybe they won't!
T-Rex: Oopsie doopsie!!
T-Rex: Therefore, in order to best predict the future, NO LONGER will I make assumptions of any kind!
Dromiceiomimus: I mean, you gotta make SOME of them.
T-Rex: Nope! That's just big assumption trying to sell you on more assumptions. From now on, I assume NOTHING.
Utahraptor: You assume we'll still be alive.
T-Rex: Okay - I assume ONE thing.
Utahraptor: AND that our thoughts will still be understandable to us. You assume we don't all mutate into a horrifying new form of life - something so novel, so alien, that it's fully beyond our ken then OR now.
T-Rex: Okay yeah maybe I assume that too.
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: Damn, I can't STOP making certain assumptions! I'm so LIMITED.
T-Rex: *sigh*
T-Rex: ...But I won't be in my NEW body that's as baffling as it is arresting, THAT'S for darn sure!!
