Narrator: HOW TO PICK UP SEXY AND INTERESTING PEOPLE AT THE GYM
T-Rex: Oh, it's so easy!
T-Rex: First, you've got to work on your approach!
T-Rex: I recommend approaching with confidence, chest proud, legs locked. Then, bend your knees and, making sure to lift with your legs and not your back, lift them like you would any other deadlift.
Dromiceiomimus: Excellent advice!!
Narrator: NO, LIKE, HOW YOU'D PICK PEOPLE UP AT THE BAR
Utahraptor: Oh, this is even EASIER!
Utahraptor: If they've been drinking, you've ALREADY got your in. Approach them friendly-like, ask them about themselves, and while they're drunk and distracted trying to answer your question, you can pick them up and deposit them into a taxi or the car of their trusted friends.
T-Rex: And how!
Narrator: NO. NO, HOW DO I PICK PEOPLE UP ROMANTICALLY
T-Rex: Do the other two techniques we already said but with Barry White playing, or, if you're more literal: Fréd Chopin or Joey Brahms, famous composers of the early and mid-Romantic period, respectively. It ALWAYS works!!
