T-Rex: Facing a difficult choice or circumstance and looking for advice? Don't want to confide in anyone you know? Good news: help exists, with this...

Narrator: CHOOSE YOUR OWN GOOD ADVICE COMIC

T-Rex: Would this problem be solved by dumping or otherwise cutting someone out of your life? If that's true, turn to panel 4.
Dromiceiomimus: Would this problem be solved by dating or otherwise bringing someone INTO your life? If that's true, turn to panel 5.
T-Rex: If this problem isn't solved by either of these options, turn to panel 6.

Narrator: DUMP THEM:
T-Rex: Just dump them already! God!
Utahraptor: YOU KNOW THE SOLUTION; JUST DO IT!

Narrator: DATE THEM:
T-Rex: Just date them already! God!
Utahraptor: Unless they don't want to date you, in which case WALK IT OFF and/or GET OVER IT.
T-Rex: EASY!
Utahraptor: PEASY!
Utahraptor and T-Rex: LEMON SQUEEZY!

Narrator: CATCHALL:
T-Rex: ALTER your problem until it can be solved by either romance or isolation! That way you'll either kiss someone, OR, you'll have more free time to put toward solving your problem!!
T-Rex: Either way, you win!!