T-Rex: What's the average number of arms per human being? Two?
T-Rex: Because if you agreed when I said "two", you are an UTTER FOOL!!
T-Rex: Humans sometimes lose limbs in accidents, misadventures, or irresponsible bets, so the average number of arms per human is actually LESS than two! FRIG, right?
Dromiceiomimus: Frig!
T-Rex: Exactly!
Utahraptor: We were thinking of the median: the middle number in a sorted set!
T-Rex: Yep!
Utahraptor: Or maybe the mode - the most common number across an entire set.
T-Rex: Also plausible.
Utahraptor: Well, you have certainly shown us an interesting if somewhat counterintuitive fact about averages!
Narrator: LATER, SCIENCE CONSTRUCTS A PERFECTLY AVERAGE HUMAN:
Off panel: As you can see, as expected, it has slightly less than two arms, legs, eyes, ears, nostrils, and gonads.
T-Rex: I CAN see that!