T-Rex: Branding can do a lot. Selling dolls to boys who are afraid to play with dolls? "ACTION FIGURES" to the rescue!
T-Rex: That being the case...

T-Rex: I hereby suggest the following REBRANDS!

T-Rex: Hate doing the dishes? Sure, probably! But what if I told you it gained you VALUABLE XP, which will make you more appealing to EVERYONE? It's not "chores", it's "XP FARMING"!
Dromiceiomimus: Does this XP farming unlock FUTURE PERKS and POWERUPS??
T-Rex: Many, including "clean kitchen" and "house you are not ashamed of when company comes over"!

Utahraptor: Wowee! Got any others?
T-Rex: I sure do!!

T-Rex: Hate clothes shopping? Not if it's "customizing your build"! And it's not all the way there yet but I'm working on comparing growing hair to a Play-Doh fun factory.
Utahraptor: The toy that extruded paste in tube shapes?
T-Rex: Yeah, but in slow motion.

Off panel: Wait, who hates growing hair?
T-Rex: I don't know - I'm still working on the rebrand! It's not all the way there yet!
T-Rex: I ALREADY SAID IT'S NOT ALL THE WAY THERE YET!!