T-Rex: Happy Monday, everyone! Or should I say...
T-Rex: ...happy MOONday?
T-Rex: The day IS named after the moon, and I FERVENTLY BELIEVE that the world would be a better place if we went back to the namesakes, instead of our CORRUPTED versions. Instead of Tuesday: Tīw's Day, the day of the Norse god of one-on-one combat during battles! AWESOME.
T-Rex: Can't wait for THAT.
T-Rex: And instead of Wednesday, Woden's Day - celebrating ODIN!
Utahraptor: A.K.A. Woden.
T-Rex: A.K.A. Woden!
T-Rex: Thursday is Thor's Day, Friday is Frigg's Day - FRIG, she rules - Saturday is Saturn's Day, and Sunday is Sun's Day, but we will now REALLY hit that "'s" so it's clear when we say it.
Utahraptor: And you think the world will improve?
T-Rex: Absolutely!
Narrator: AND THUS:
Off panel: Thank God it's Friday!
T-Rex: As for me, I'LL be thanking ODIN it's FRIGG'S DAY!
Off panel: I didn't know that was allowed.
Off panel: ...Why I am suddenly mourning all the years I wasted not knowing that was allowed??
