T-Rex: Sherlock Holmes, who was the world's greatest detective not named "Batman", frowned. He was face-to-face with a new character...
T-Rex: ...SHERLOCK BATMAN, from the amalgam universe where Sherlock and Batman were one guy!
T-Rex: This guy has a Sherlock Holmes hat, but that hat has BATMAN EARS. He investigates mysteries in Edwardian England using a variety of bat-themed weapons he deduced himself, and his sidekick isn't Dick Grayson, but Dick WATSON. He lives at 221 Batcave Street, and his greatest enemy...
Dromiceiomimus: ...is the JOKERARTY, who's like Moriarty and the Joker, but in one guy?
T-Rex: EXACTLY!
Utahraptor: So what's Sherlock Holmes doing with Sherlock Batman?
T-Rex: Oh, right! Right.
T-Rex: The universes are colliding - merging together! - so Sherlock H. and Sherlock B. have to team up to fight Jokerarty and, uh, let's say... The Undertaker.
Utahraptor: From 90s wrestling?
T-Rex: Yeah, he'll do.
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T-Rex: I'll tell you the story again tomorrow and it'll be better.
Off panel: Okay
