T-Rex: Hey, here's a tip!

T-Rex: Never offer to do something that you don't actually want to do!

T-Rex: Sounds PRETTY OBVIOUS, right? Sounds like you'd have to be a real JABRONI to go around offering to do things for people that you don't actually want to do, huh??
T-Rex: WELL TODAY, I AM JABRONI!!
T-Rex: I thought "oh I'll offer to do this nice thing, but the person I'm offering it too will see it's much too much, and gracefully decline"!

T-Rex: But they said "great, thanks!"
Utahraptor: And now you have to do the thing!!

T-Rex: AND NOW I HAVE TO DO THE THING! But at least I've learned a very valuable life lesson: I am in many ways - perhaps, most ways - the author of my own suffering.
Utahraptor: Oh, that's good to know! Man. All MY suffering is authored by Jackie who lives down the road, but yours sounds good too.

T-Rex: Who's Jackie? You've never spoken about her.
Off panel: SHE SUCKS; WHY WOULD I??