T-Rex: Everyone: great news! Terrific news, really!!

T-Rex: I HAVE A WORK ENEMY!!

Dromiceiomimus: Congratulations, T-Rex! This sort of low-stakes drama is exactly what everyone craves!
T-Rex: RIGHT?? In the larger scheme it matters not at all, but - BUT - it allows me to safely experiment with some fun NEW emotions, like "being annoyed by a guy for uncharitable reasons" and "not feeling bad that I'm annoyed at a guy for uncharitable reasons"!!

Utahraptor: Man, I love a work enemy.
T-Rex: I love MY work enemy!

T-Rex: Not literally, of course - oh my GOD, he's a guy who makes my life just a little bit worse every time I have to interact with him, it's INCREDIBLE - but it's more than balanced out by the joy he provides me by BEING my first work enemy!
Utahraptor: So, are you HIS enemy too?

Narrator: T-REX CONSIDERS, FOR THE FIRST TIME, THAT SOMEONE MIGHT DISLIKE HIM FOR UNCHARITABLE REASONS:
T-Rex: Nooooooo