T-Rex: Sometimes, we as a people decide "no, no, THIS flavour is special. We can have vanilla all year long, sure, but pumpkin spice? That is for AUTUMNAL VIBES ONLY."
T-Rex: And that's how seasonal flavours are born!
T-Rex: Want to have a cane made of candy year-round? TOUGH LUCK!
T-Rex: Feel like house-shaped gingerbread in summer? NOT IN POLITE SOCIETY YOU DON'T!
T-Rex: Want to enjoy an egged nog on your tongue while the trees bloom in spring? ONLY IF YOU'RE INCURABLY INSANE!!
Utahraptor: I for one enjoy a nice cool lemonade... IN THE DEPTHS OF WINTER!!
T-Rex: *gasp*
Utahraptor: Yep, I enjoy flavours regardless of weather! I gobble chocolate eggs in late September - which is the FURTHEST from Easter it's possible to be! I'll egg everyone's nogs any day of the week - OR YEAR!
Utahraptor: I'M A REBEL, T-REX, AND I'LL NEVER STOP!
Narrator: NINE MONTHS LATER, UTAHRAPTOR USES A RED AND GREEN COLOUR SCHEME... EVEN THOUGH IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS!
T-Rex: He's a rebel, everyone, and he'll never stop!
T-Rex: ...
T-Rex: He said as much nine months ago