T-Rex: Many people fear aging, but they forget that in some ways it actually rules! And thus, I am here to present...

Narrator: ADVANTAGES TO BEING OLD

T-Rex: FIRST OFF: memory loss! Whomst among us hasn't laid in bed in the small hours of the morning, staring at the ceiling while reliving all of our greatest mistakes and most embarrassing blunders? Well, GUESS WHAT??
T-Rex: When you're sufficiently old you won't remember them anymore! The sweetest dreams are those made in the bliss of ignorance!

Utahraptor: Won't I also forget my loved ones?
T-Rex: Sure. Absolutely, yes.

T-Rex: But ALSO your hated ones: they too will fade into the mists of time! YES: forgetting everything save for your vague sense that you've lost something precious and irreplaceable feels bad, but that's why it's so important to convince yourself NOW that forgetting all the duds you've ever known is GOOD, actually!!

Off panel: You promised ADVANTAGES to being old, plural, yet offered only a single and extremely suspect one.
T-Rex: Yes. Perhaps you are frustrated? Annoyed?
T-Rex: Just think of how good it'll feel to forget this conversation when you're OLD!