Narrator: INSPIRATIONAL COMICS
T-Rex: There's NOTHING you can't do, if you put your mind to it!

T-Rex: ...except reverse entropy in a closed system!

T-Rex: Or raise a mighty yet adorable unicorn from its egg all the way to adulthood, forming a bond that will come to define both your lives.
Dromiceiomimus: Or truly understand what it was like to exist as an extinct species.
T-Rex: Or find out what the last digit of pi is.

T-Rex: Frig. Reality sure has constrained our potential!
Utahraptor: Oh, don't even get me STARTED.

Utahraptor: This morning I thought "I'm gonna start my day by getting a breakfast sandwich from my favourite coffee shop", but they were closed today!
Utahraptor: Even THAT teeny tiny goal - so easy, so routine - is LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE today.

Off panel: It turns out there's a LITANY of things you can NEVER do, REGARDLESS of where you put your mind!!
T-Rex: We're supposed to be inspiring, Utahraptor - but despite that, we're failing HORRIBLY!
Off panel: ADD IT TO THE PILE!!