T-Rex: We divide up the oceans into different oceans, but c'mon - it's all the same ocean!
T-Rex: *GASP*
T-Rex: Wait, this applies to everything!
T-Rex: We divide up the planet into different countries, but it's all the same planet! And we divide us all up into these groups, but WE'RE ALL THE SAME SPECIES!
Dromiceiomimus: I'm not.
T-Rex: Okay, fine, we're all the same CLADE! A clade, of course, being a monophyletic group of organisms sharing the same common ancestor.
Dromiceiomimus: Of course!
Utahraptor: But pterosaurs aren't dinosaurs, so they're not part of the same clade as us.
T-Rex: EUGH!
T-Rex: Utahraptor, I am TRYING to achieve some sort of ENLIGHTENMENT here, and instead I'm being bogged down in CLADE DEFINITIONS. How about this: we're all LIFE, so we're all in this together. Ruin that!!
Utahraptor: This would be much more compelling if I didn't have to devour other forms of life to maintain my own.
T-Rex: Ah, I see the trouble here. I said "ruin that!!" when I should've said "please leave me in ignorance, it's very important for my mental health right now."
T-Rex: My mistake!!
