Off panel: Hi T-Rex!
T-Rex: Hi! Good to hear from you! This conversation may be recorded for privacy purposes in accordance to our privacy policy, available online.

Off panel: I -
T-Rex: Your conversation is important to us. We'll get to you as soon as we can.

T-Rex: ♪♫♪♫♪♫
T-Rex: Hello, how may I direct your conversation?
Dromiceiomimus: Man, I was just saying hi.
T-Rex: Please hold.

T-Rex: Please stay on the line to maintain your position in priority sequence.
Utahraptor: Hey, T-Rex!

T-Rex: Hi, and thank you for reaching out. We're currently experiencing a higher than expected conversation request volume. Your current wait time to speak to your friend is [FIVE] minutes.
Utahraptor: Eugh. NEVERMIND.

Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: Hi, we noticed you recently interacted with [T-REX]. On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being highest, how much did you enjoy [CONVERSING WITH T-REX]?
Off panel: ZERO.
T-Rex: Thank you for your feedback.
T-Rex: Your feedback has been [DISCARDED].