T-Rex: So - wait. What am I out for? I remember meaning to pick something up, but now I can't remember what! T-Rex: Was it batteries, maybe?
T-Rex: Why am I here?
Dromiceiomimus: Well T-Rex, I think you're here - as I think we're all here - in order to make the world a better place. That is the purpose of life, I believe! T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 I actually meant my question in the most basic sense, but I want to appear deep. I'd better act angsty and play along.
T-Rex: Oh, my existential angst! Is there no happiness without knowledge of purpose? Utahraptor: Hey, I'm happy!
Utahraptor: This is because I believe we're here in order to be witness to Creation. What greater purpose could there be, than to be the eyes and ears and souls of a Universe? T-Rex: Ha ha, yeah, that sounds good!
T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 So - heck. Batteries?
What are the haps my friends
what could possibly go wrong
This comic is from August 19th, 2004! I didn't write things down here back then. Or maybe I did, and they are now LOST FOREVER. But here is a random merchandise image; perhaps you are... tantalized?
