T-Rex: There was a mouse in my house last night. A mouse! In my house! That rhymes!
T-Rex: But that's not important right now!
T-Rex: This mouse was not only in my house but in my kitchen and on my kitchen counter. Clearly, he needs to die! Dromiceiomimus: Awwww, T-Rex! Can't you just use a humane trap instead of killing him? T-Rex: FINE.
Narrator: A FEW DAYS LATER: Utahraptor: How's the mouse situation? T-Rex: Sadly unchanged!
T-Rex: I'm at an impasse! I don't want to kill him, but I figure if I use a humane trap to release him somewhere else, I'm just shifting the problem to the new dude whose kitchen he moves into. Utahraptor: Can't mice also live outdoors? T-Rex: I don't know! I can't look up mice on the internet because my internet is down!
Off panel: What about an encyclopaedia? T-Rex: Dude, WHAT ABOUT THE INTERNET??
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This comic is from November 18th, 2005! I didn't write things down here back then. Or maybe I did, and they are now LOST FOREVER. But here is a random merchandise image; perhaps you are... tantalized?
