T-Rex: Who knew that designing a functional time machine was so difficult?
T-Rex: Not me: that's for darn sure!
Dromiceiomimus: Oh, T-Rex! Back from your adventure through time? T-Rex: NO! It's freaking impossible to build a time machine! My enthusiasm yesterday was clearly UNWARRANTED.
Utahraptor: But T-Rex, you really got my hopes up! T-Rex: I know and I'm sorry!
T-Rex: But you're the skeptical one! You should have realized I couldn't invent a time machine overnight! Utahraptor: I guess I just got swept up in the enthusiasm. Utahraptor: Ah well.
Narrator: T-REX HAS A MOMENT OF EMPATHY: T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 Aww!
What are the haps my friends
members of the attractive sex may be unable to resist you
This comic is from May 14th, 2004! I didn't write things down here back then. Or maybe I did, and they are now LOST FOREVER. But here is a random merchandise image; perhaps you are... tantalized?
