T-Rex: It's been a decade and change! And that means it's FINALLY time for more

Narrator: SECRETS OF THE MEDICAL PROFESSION

T-Rex: So everyone knows that as you age, you reach a point where your body stops getting better and starts getting worse.
Dromiceiomimus: *sigh*
Dromiceiomimus: Yeah.
T-Rex: And TURNS OUT, this means some parts of your body will LITERALLY START FALLING APART. Including your GOSH-DARNED EYES!!

Utahraptor: Sorry, what? My EYES will soon FALL APART?
T-Rex: Oh, NOBODY TOLD YOU?? It was a BIG SECRET??

T-Rex: As you age collagen at the back of your eye can just PEEL OFF and DETACH FROM YOUR RETINA and FLOAT AROUND INSIDE YOUR EYES FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE! When it happens you'll see a flash and a GIANT NEW FLOATER IN YOUR VISION that'll remain there FOREVER, but your brain SHOULD eventually learn to ignore it??

Off panel: Okay, OBVIOUSLY our bodies are an unending nightmare, but surely the chance of this happening is low! 10%? 25%?
T-Rex: By your sixties it's SEVENTY-FIVE PERCENT, Utahraptor!!
Off panel: Oh GOD.
Off panel: THIS CURSÈD KNOWLEDGE SHOULD'VE REMAINED SECRET FOREVER