T-Rex: People say you can't buy happiness, but they're WRONG!

T-Rex: They're WRONG, and I have PROOF!

T-Rex: Pets make you happy, and you can buy a puppy. Therefore -
Dromiceiomimus: Therefore, money buys happiness. Yes!
Dromiceiomimus: I've gotta go, T-Rex - I'm not going to delay being happy for a moment longer! To the federal puppy depository!

Utahraptor: But puppies take work! Lots of it, especially at the start!
T-Rex: WHAT?

Utahraptor: Yes, that's the scam: they're a HUGE amount of work but for some reason past generations just agreed to pretend they're not! And now every our whole culture says they're these wee bundles of joy, and WE pay the price!!
T-Rex: But... Dromiceiomimus! SHE JUST WENT TO THE FEDERAL PUPPY DEPOSITORY!!

Off panel: Don't worry T-Rex! We're all mature adults here, and I would never enter into such a long-term responsibility with an animal without being prepared! P.S.: it's me, Dromiceiomimus!
T-Rex: Thanks, bud!
Off panel: I know I'm hard to see from so far away so I just thought I'd specify