T-Rex: We've got a calendar with some months of 30 days, some of 31, and one of 28 - and sometimes 29?? And "December" is the TWELTH month, despite having "ten" right there in its name?

T-Rex: WHAT are we DOING?

Dromiceiomimus: What we're doing, T-Rex, is not messing with calendar reform, because it's only been successfully done a handful of times in history, and the last time we did it with ANY success was in 1582 with the Gregorian calendar, and that took a whole-ass POPE to pull it off!!
T-Rex: Not even a half-ass pope?
Dromiceiomimus: NOT EVEN!

Utahraptor: And even THAT'S a lie because it still took HUNDREDS of years for everyone to get on board!
T-Rex: Hmm.

T-Rex: So what I'm hearing is, change needs to be FORCED. Thus, if we - and by "we" I mean "I" - ALTERED Earth's orbit, then all current calendars would be INVALID, and people would be eager for my new calendar!
Utahraptor: Hold up - how are you going to alter Earth's orbit??

Off panel: ...I'm serious, I want to know!
Off panel: You can't just stand there motionless and think I'll walk away. I won't do it, T-Rex!!
Off panel: JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU INTEND TO DO AND HOW YOU INTEND TO DO IT