Narrator: PREVIOUSLY, ON "DINOSAUR COMICS"...
T-Rex: Today is a beautiful day to be stomping on things! As a dinosaur, stomping is the best part of my day indeed!
T-Rex: I think the Dromiceiomimus has a crush on me!
Dromiceiomimus: Want to come over for some "chai" tea?
T-Rex: Sure!
Utahraptor: You and the Dromiceiomimus had dinosaur sex?!
T-Rex: Sure did!
Utahraptor: And you played Scrabble without me?
T-Rex: Yes! Can we continue this later? I have to go babysit a little pterodactyl.
T-Rex: I lost the baby I was babysitting!
T-Rex: I'm screwed!
Narrator: AND NOW, THE CONCLUSION...