Narrator: TRENDING TOPICS IN 2014
Narrator: #OMG
T-Rex: In the future, it stands for "Only Muscles (Are) Good"!
T-Rex: YES
Narrator: #SEX
T-Rex: I just want to talk about sex in the new year!
Dromiceiomimus: Man, I hear that
God: HOLLA
Narrator: #CHUCKLES
T-Rex: Folks love to chuckle in 2014!
Utahraptor: I can't wait!!
Narrator: #OTHERPEOPLIES
T-Rex: Like selfies, but you turn the camera around so it takes a picture of everyone EXCEPT you! Certain "otherpeoplies" will be so good that some will turn pro, their WHOLE JOBS being just to take pics of strangers!
Utahraptor: Whoaaaah
Narrator: #SKYBUMS
T-Rex: Photos of butts in (and on!) airplanes. I dunno, the future's rude sometimes?
T-Rex: TRY TO ACT SURPRISED??
