T-Rex: What is stress? I'm glad you asked! Stress is the emotion that makes you feel like this:
T-Rex: OH FRIG MAN, OH DANG IT FRIG!
T-Rex: So if you ever feel like every cell in your body is whispering THAT to every other cell you've got, you may be experiencing "stress".
Dromiceiomimus: Is stress good?
T-Rex: Hah! Oh no. No no no.
T-Rex: No, it actually increases the risk that you LITERALLY FRIGGIN' DIE.
Utahraptor: Oh great! Love to have an emotion that can murder me!
T-Rex: *GASP* Sarcasm!!
T-Rex: But yeah, stress can give ya HEART ATTACKS, it can give ya MENTAL ILLNESS, and it can give ya a RASH, which is less deadly than the other ones but still. Imagine feeling an emotion that gives you depression and a heart attack, and then, THEN, it throws a rash on top!! Ridiculous.
T-Rex: That's why I walk around naked and don't care about what ANYONE says to me!
God: SAME
Off panel: Same!
Cephalopods and raccoons: SAME
Devil: MMMMM SAME