T-Rex: When I die I would like my ashes scattered at the north pole.
T-Rex: Oh snap! CAN'T NOT DO IT NOW, cats and kittens!
Dromiceiomimus: I thought we covered this before, T-Rex? Your will isn't necessarily legally binding.
T-Rex: Man, this isn't my will! These are my FINAL WISHES. Dudes GOT to act in accordance with my final wishes! They're the last things I ever did wish, and that makes them LEGALLY BINDING to the max. To the TOTALLY ULTIMATE EXTREME MAX, Dromiceiomimus, and I'm NOT a man to say "totally ultimate extreme max" lightly.
T-Rex: But on second thought, screw the north pole!
Utahraptor: That does seem more practical!
T-Rex: Indeed! Now I'd like for my ashes to be hurled backwards through TIME ITSELF, to be mixed into the primordial ooze from which we all came. YES. My final wish is for all life to have developed either in or about my earthly remains.
Utahraptor: Hah! Is that the first time that sentence has ever been said?
T-Rex: Utahraptor, please!
T-Rex: That sentence is BASICALLY my daily affirmation
