Narrator: EIGHT YEARS AGO: T-Rex: Today is a good day I think for being remembered! And *I* will be immortalized by kicking an evil kangaroo one thousand times. Right in the bum!
Narrator: NOW: T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 kangaroo kicks T-Rex: Aw frig!!
T-Rex: I was supposed to be kicking kangaroos all this time and my kangaroo kick count is still only at - what, five? I NEED TO UP MY GAME BY SEVERAL NOTCHES. What if... what if I kicked a kangaroo TWO thousand times instead? Dromiceiomimus: What if you found something to do that bettered yourself AND the world around you? T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus T-Rex: I'm not sure what you think kicking a kangaroo is
Utahraptor: Yeah, I don't get this kangaroo kicking thing either! T-Rex: It's trackable!
T-Rex: I dedicate my life to working tirelessly for the greater good, and I never know if I'm making progress. I dedicate my life to kicking an evil kangaroo two thousand times, and with every kick I can say "Hey! PROGRESS." Utahraptor: But do something positive! Donate $100 to charity two thousand times instead!
T-Rex: ... T-Rex: ...I'm already five kicks in dude; I'm kinda committed now
What are the haps my friends
July 13th, 2011:This is a sequel to this comic! Also thank you all for reading my comic. Doing this comic is the best job in the world and the thing is, we've PROBABLY never met but I PROBABLY kinda love you