Narrator: EIGHT YEARS AGO:
T-Rex: Today is a good day I think for being remembered! And *I* will be immortalized by kicking an evil kangaroo one thousand times. Right in the bum!
Narrator: NOW:
T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 kangaroo kicks
T-Rex: Aw frig!!
T-Rex: I was supposed to be kicking kangaroos all this time and my kangaroo kick count is still only at - what, five? I NEED TO UP MY GAME BY SEVERAL NOTCHES. What if... what if I kicked a kangaroo TWO thousand times instead?
Dromiceiomimus: What if you found something to do that bettered yourself AND the world around you?
T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus
T-Rex: I'm not sure what you think kicking a kangaroo is
Utahraptor: Yeah, I don't get this kangaroo kicking thing either!
T-Rex: It's trackable!
T-Rex: I dedicate my life to working tirelessly for the greater good, and I never know if I'm making progress. I dedicate my life to kicking an evil kangaroo two thousand times, and with every kick I can say "Hey! PROGRESS."
Utahraptor: But do something positive! Donate $100 to charity two thousand times instead!
T-Rex: ...
T-Rex: ...I'm already five kicks in dude; I'm kinda committed now
