Narrator: COMPRESSED ORIGIN STORY COMICS Narrator: Today's origin story: Narrator: YOUR SENSE OF DISENCHANTMENT
T-Rex: Your sense of disenchantment comes from a realization that the world is not as you believed!
T-Rex: People lie and get away with it. Murders go unsolved! There are people who only interact with you because they think it might be profitable for them. T-Rex: You were raised on fairy tales, where there were no moral grey areas, where good and bad were clear, where there was never any real doubt over which side would win in the end!
T-Rex: Each lurid death reported in the paper makes you a little more cynical: a little more dead inside. Utahraptor: Wait!
Utahraptor: What if this sense of disenchantment came not from a flawed world, but rather a growing realization that they themselves are flawed? Nothing's more depressing than realizing that you can't live up to your own hopes, that you'll never live out your dreams, that you probably let those you care about down, everyday!
T-Rex: Holy! T-Rex: Why don't you tell me what you really think?
What are the haps my friends
This comic is from November 20th, 2003! I didn't write things down here back then. Or maybe I did, and they are now LOST FOREVER. But here is a random merchandise image; perhaps you are... tantalized?