T-Rex: A good book title describes the content of the book in a significant and memorable way.
T-Rex: But a GREAT book title sells some friggin' books!
T-Rex: So if we look at PREVIOUS bestselling books maybe we can figure out what good titles are! I did some very basic research and it turns out the all-time bestselling books include "A Tale of Two Cities", "The Lord of the Rings", and "The Little Prince".
T-Rex: So I guess great titles include... prepositions and definite articles?
T-Rex: WEIRD.
Utahraptor: All these books were published decades ago!
T-Rex: Books is books, bro!
Utahraptor: Yes, but maybe our OLD LADY GRANDPARENTS were the ones big into prepositions. Today's youth cares about more dynamic, exciting things!
T-Rex: You mean like... conjunctions?
Utahraptor: Why don't you look at what sort of online ads get the biggest response?
Narrator: SOON:
T-Rex: Hello everyone! My new book is called "Blink And You'll Miss It! 150 Outrageous Movie Mistakes You Won't Believe Made It To Film"!
T-Rex: It's a cookbook but hah hah hah, WHATEVER
