T-Rex: So I was a good guy and went to the dentist and got my teeth cleaned and then complained about it, AS IS MY WONT. But I just found out some SHOCKING NEWS!! My friends:
T-Rex: Dentistry is a FAKE IDEA!!
T-Rex: I've been going to this MAMMALIAN dentist and he's all "boo hoo, you need to brush your teeth every day so they don't fall out forever, actually do it three times a day, actually floss too, boo hoo hoo". But the thing is - THAT ONLY APPLIES TO MAMMALS. We dinosaurs can grow back teeth whenever we want! We're TEETH INVINCIBLE.
Utahraptor: Wait, what?! What the hell??
T-Rex: I KNOW!!
T-Rex: It's a conspiracy from Big Dentist, Big Toothbrush, and Big Mammal, but we're FREE now! WE DON'T NEED TO DO IT. A tooth decays, we just AUTOMATICALLY GROW a new one!! IT'S SO GREAT AND I'M NEVER BRUSHING MY TEETH AGAIN.
Utahraptor: Frig, man! ME NEITHER!
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: With all the time freed from brushing, I've solved both my personal problems AND the problems of civilization!!
T-Rex: *sigh*
T-Rex: And to answer your question, yes my mouth smells like a compost bin but I'm leaning into it
