T-Rex: Once upon a time, back when bears could talk, three of them bought a nice furnished house in a local neighbourhood. They moved in and all was well!
Narrator: THE STORY OF GOLDILOCKS AND THE THREE BEARS
Narrator: as told in the 19th century
T-Rex: Until, that is, an old lady with SILVER hair showed up and demanded to be let in, but the bears were like, "no thanks, we don't know you." She was so offended she called them IMPERTINENT and then waited till they left and BROKE IN and DRANK THEIR MILK and BROKE THEIR CHAIRS and SLEPT IN THEIR BEDS!!
Utahraptor: Then the bears came home and found her?
T-Rex: Oh, you know it!
T-Rex: They threw her in the fire, then tried to drown her, then finally IMPALED HER on the steeple of St. Paul's Cathedral, where her remains serve as a warning to all entitled old people to MIND THEIR DAMN BUSINESS and to just TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER.
T-Rex: Later the home-invading old lady was changed to a little golden-haired girl and the bears were made into the bad guys somehow??
T-Rex: THE END
