T-Rex: You may have messed up today...
T-Rex: ...but you probably didn't mess up as badly as Donald Currey did on August 6th, 1964!
T-Rex: That's when he got tired of core samples and so grabbed a chainsaw and cut down THE WORLD'S OLDEST TREE to see how old it was. Turns out it was at least 4,862 years old! Turns out it was the oldest known single organism in the universe! Whoopsie doopsie!
Utahraptor: Yeah, but this did lead to a movement - that he helped - towards conserving the park!
T-Rex: Silver linings?
T-Rex: Anyway whenever I do something stupid, I think "at least I didn't kill the oldest thing on Earth today".
Utahraptor: It's a low bar, but you clear it regularly.
T-Rex: Yep! Sorry Donald! Sorry you weren't more like Tom Harlan!!
T-Rex: In 1990 Tom took a sample from a tree that was 5062 years old, then kept its location a secret to protect it, THEN died without telling anyone where it is! Hah hah hah!
T-Rex and off panel: LEGENDARY
