T-Rex: Early radio plays mimicked plays written for the stage before becoming their own thing!
T-Rex: And early television mimicked radio dramas before becoming THEIR own thing!
T-Rex: Heck, the earliest COMPUTER games were based on IRL games like tennis before THEY became their own thing. Conclusion: new media always begins by copying old media, before coming into their own as they discover and exploit their OWN unique strengths. T-Rex: And that, ladies and gentlemen, brings us to MEAT.
Utahraptor: Where the hell are my impossible steaks?! T-Rex: RIGHT?
T-Rex: We've made veggie meat that tastes AND BLEEDS like real meat, but spent all our time making it taste like beef or chicken. I CAN ALREADY TASTE BEEF AND CHICKEN. Give me plant-based UNICORN meat! Plant-based LOCH NESS MONSTER MEAT! Or even the forbidden meat: plant based...
T-Rex: ...HUMAN FLESH. Off panel: ...FLESH OF THE ELDER GOD CTHULHU. T-Rex: Huh! T-Rex: Well sir, I'll take one of each with a side of fries, thank you
What are the haps my friends
September 27th, 2021:Honestly I think the odds are non-zero that we'll get to eat plant-based unicorn flesh in our lifetime. Then all we'll need is plant-based chocochops: the chocolate pork chops with the plant-based pork chop bone.