T-Rex: All right, it's decided: if it's your birthday, everyone should be nice to you!
T-Rex: Sorry, that's just what I believe!!
Dromiceiomimus: What if I decided to become a successful axe murderer on my birthday, should people be nice to me then?
T-Rex: Okay, no, obviously -
Dromiceiomimus: And what if I'm on TRIAL for being too successful at axe murdering on my birthday, should the JURY be nice to me?
T-Rex: Again, no, what I meant was --
Utahraptor: - was people should be nice to LAW-ABIDING birthday people??
T-Rex: I guess?!
Utahraptor: Ah, so if I break an UNJUST law on my birthday, then...
T-Rex: ...look, OBVIOUSLY the issues around rights, crime, and state control are complicated, and not clarified by adding a "but it's my birthday" modifier. I hereby retract all my statements!!
Narrator: LATER, ON T-REX'S BIRTHDAY:
T-Rex: HONESTLY though!
T-Rex: WHY was I even BORN if it wasn't for people to be nice to me
