T-Rex: I saw a totally sweet ad yesterday! I wanted to show it to my friends, BUT THEN, I realized that's exactly what the marketers wanted me to do! Who here doesn't want to be a tool of viral marketers?

T-Rex: The answer: me!

T-Rex: When I was a kid it was okay, because I didn't have any cultural context and didn't understand that maybe companies WANTED me to spread the word about their ads. But now that I'm a grown-up target market dude, I know that companies sometimes design ads with the express intent that I'll get excited and tell my friends! And it turns out I don't really like being manipulated for profit by strangers?

Utahraptor: So what's the solution?
T-Rex: I don't know dude!

T-Rex: I know I don't want to give up on getting excited about cool ads! Art can be created in a commercial context, and I don't want to reject something because of its origins. BUT I don't want to be Captain Suggestible either!
Utahraptor: Nobody wants to be Captain Suggestible!

Off panel: Guys! I'm right here!
T-Rex: I'm sorry Cap'n! You forgive me so hard.
Off panel: I forgive you! I forgive you so hard!!