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Sexy Exciting Merchandise

There is a lot of sexy exciting merchandise for you!

shirts!
books!
accessories!
gift certificates!

ACCESSORIES

Here are some smaller items that I had made, like tattoos and stickers. You will probably like them! They are all sold together, so you can mix and match whatever you'd like.

temporary tattoos


AWESOME T-REX TATTOO
2" x 2"

ACTION SHOTS:
me and amanda and darryl acting tough

stickers


I GUESS THERE IS A LESSON HERE FOR US ALL
8.5" x 1.38"

ACTION SHOTS:
two lessons at the canadian day of action against tuition increases! - photo by owen lett
never get stickers of bands that get old fast: before and after - photos by katy
a recontextualized laptop - photo by kevin
further recontextualization of a guitar case - photo by kevin, other sticker by homestarrunner.com
a lesson and a battle-damaged wooden dinosaur - photo by jimmy wood
a newly contextualized television set! - photo by jeff rowland
computers can teach us - photo by boris smelov
chris's car, photo by chris
benjamin's recontextualizion, photo by benjamin


YOU'LL THANK ME WHEN YOU SHARE MY POLITICS
8.5" x 1.38"

ACTION SHOTS:
this sticker got me flipped off on the freeway - photo by karl


SCARY T-REX STICKER
2.75" x 2.75"

ACTION SHOTS:
katheryn's back pocket, photo by katheryn
sticker kiss, photo by katheryn
chelsea's sticker, photo by chelsea


YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY IS MADE OUT OF MEAT
2.75" x 2.75"

ACTION SHOTS:
darth vader's message, photo by chelsea


LADIES, PLEASE! ONE AT A TIME
2.75" x 2.75"


ACTION SHOTS:
a lap that is spoken for, at least at present, photo by dave lane
ladies, please pay attention. ladies?, photo by tom from scotland
daggi and her water bottle, photo by daggi
chris's car, photo by chris
tom's bedroom door, photo by tom


HOORAY FOR CULTURE
2.75" x 4.25"


ACTION SHOTS:
hooray for that violin case!, photo by allene
now people behind me in my car will know, photo by tomo


I DISAGREE
2.13" x 2.75"


ACTION SHOTS:
i disagree!
i disagree with the most emo guitar ever, photo by allene

These prices are in USD and they cover shipping.

Super Sweet Accessories

One: $2.50 USD
Which items would you like?
Two: $3.00 USD
Which items would you like?
Three: $3.50 USD
Which items would you like?
Four: $4.00 USD
Which items would you like?
Five! $4.50 USD
Which items would you like?

If you've put these somewhere, please, take a picture and send it to me! It could lead to fame! Fame! On the internet!