What are the haps my friends

August 10th, 2007: Rachel is a lovely woman who sent me a COMPELLINGLY EROTIC VIDEO of entropy decreasing, based on yesterday's comic! You can view it if you want but if you do then you are a pervert. If you like that video then you have a case of the perversions is all that I am saying.

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Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: i'm hoping in a few years the devil's slang is picked up, and we start saying 'as useless as the berries' because that is sort of catchy i think

– Ryan

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