T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 Okay, so it turns out that you're a guy with a sucky turn-on. This is bad, T-Rex. You need to fix this.
T-Rex: I need to fix this.

Narrator: T-REX AND HIS SUCKY FETISH

T-Rex: But I've always maintained that you can't just decide to change your sexual orientation! How can I then go ahead and try to change what turns me on?
Dromiceiomimus: You want to change your sexual orientation, T-Rex?
T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus! I'm turned on by scrambled eggs spontaneously climbing back into the shell!
T-Rex: More so than usual!!

Utahraptor: I have hope for you, my friend!
T-Rex: You do?

Utahraptor: Yeah! You were down because you've got this impossible fetish, but it turns out the second law of thermodynamics is one of the few STATISTICAL laws of physics - which means it's not actually impossible for an egg to randomly descramble itself for a while! It's just FANTASTICALLY unlikely.

T-Rex: Utahraptor! I have an important announcement to make!
T-Rex: Knowing my fetish is technically possible only serves to increase my desire to see it happen!