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January 22nd, 2009: Thank you to everyone who let me know that in some parts of the world, "getting brained" means oral sex! This gives yesterday's comic some confusing subtext, but if you are someone who is into teacup / dinosaur action, then yesterday's comic may have opened some startling new vistas for you.

Carrie also let me know that using "brained" to mean "hit in the head" dates back to Shakespeare times ("Zounds, an I were now by this rascal, I could brain him with his lady's fan.", 1 Hen. IV, II. iii. 24), so we need to come up with some new slang here, everyone! Shakespeare is either pre-inventing our slang, or coming up with weird and intriguing new ways to go down on someone. Either way the rest of us look bad!!

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: t-rex is doing "i am legend" for ghosts. the reason the poltergeists break so many dishes isn't that they're throwing them around! they're just bumping into them because they can't see

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out