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April 30th, 2009: A few years ago I did a comic where T-Rex suggested that life would be easier if we knew how much others have regretted the actions we're currently contemplating. When I was done I thought "Huh, that's a good idea, T-Rex!" and delayed putting the comic up for a few hours so I could realize his idea: the Amazing Regret Index. It went down a while back (the people hosting the database - disappeared?) but last night I had a few moments, so I reverse engineered the database and the Regret Index is back up! You can fill it with all the regrets you've ever had and rate the regrets of others, sharing your lifetime's worth of hard-earned experience.

Right now some of the least regretted things are "defending the bullied kid" and "discovering webcomics" (nice!) and some of the most regretted things are "not starting that final paper sooner", "not believing her when she said 'I'm a worse person than you are'", and "forgetting to take the money dispensed out of the cash machine". So if you're thinking of doing that, know that the collected wisdom of humanity says that you'll probably regret it!

The Regret Index, ladies and gentlemen!

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: DIFFERENT WAYS TO TELL SOMEONE THEY ARE COMEDIANS WHO ARE INCORRECT??

– Ryan

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