What are the haps my friends

June 24th, 2009: A few people have pointed me to this passive-aggressive note and I approve of it 100%!

GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...


Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: what i am saying here is that there are issues even with a meritocratic fascism. so don't do it, okay??

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out